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FCN Pressures Hebrew Nation to Adopt International Treaties

reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner The Federation of Canaanite Nations (FCN) says it may resort to more persuasive measures to bring the Hebrew nation into sync with the rest of the region, an FCN spokesperson announced Saturday. “There are many economic and environmental balances at stake here.” stated the representative of the Jericho based […]

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New Hebrew Nation Falls Apart After Top Leader Goes Missing for Nearly 40 Days

reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner The man who helped the Hebrews escape from Egyptian slavery has been missing for nearly 40 days now. After a high level meeting with 70 cabinet members at the remote Camp Sinai mountain retreat, Moses Hatshepsutson went back up the mountain and has not been seen since. In his […]

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Hatshepsutson’s Emerging Hebrew Nation Short on Government Enforcement Policies

reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner Mr. Hatshepsutson has returned from one of his trips up Mt. Sinai with a 10 point constitution for the emerging Hebrew nation. Experts in neighboring countries are analyzing the document to see how it might impact them. The foundational principles are said to be succinct, but broad and thorough […]

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Hatshepsutson’s Unusual Decentralization of Political Power

reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner In an unprecedented move, Moses Hatshepsutson has announced a unique governmental structure change for the recently formed Hebrew nation.  Never before has a political leader, who has consolidated so much power, willingly relinquished it on such a grass roots level.  Mr. Hatshepsutson clearly has the resources to continue […]

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