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Priesthood Loses Glamour With Announcement of Their Role in Monitoring Infectious Disease

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today The whole tribe of Levi was subdued after more information was released about their job duties. It seems the perks of high-end uniforms and food donations from other tribes will be off-set by some rather repulsive responsibilities. The priests will be having regular contact with those inflicted with infectious […]

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Explosion in Sacrificial Chambers Attributed to Experimental Fire

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today Two priests of the newly established order have been reported dead. Authorities say they have been identified as Nadab and Abihu Aaronson. The men deviated from prescribed incense formulas, which resulted in a severe blast from the firepans they were working with. The exact nature of the reaction is […]

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Prescribed Sacrifices Reminiscent of Practices Followed by Notable Flood Survivor

reported by BNP via Leviticus Today The new system of laws for our recently established Hebrew nation may possibly not be so new. While many citizens may be more familiar with Egyptian religions, some notable records have been preserved with historical accounts of beliefs and sacrifices. There are even cases of these types of sacrifices […]

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Bible News Press Special Report – The Dangers of Dumbed Down Bible Stories for Children

When my first children were young, I did what most Christians do. I looked for a Bible “they could understand.” But I found myself having to keep filling in details and explaining away the ridiculous pictures. I soon decided to just read them sections from the actual text on a regular basis. We read enough in […]

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FCN Pressures Hebrew Nation to Adopt International Treaties

reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner The Federation of Canaanite Nations (FCN) says it may resort to more persuasive measures to bring the Hebrew nation into sync with the rest of the region, an FCN spokesperson announced Saturday. “There are many economic and environmental balances at stake here.” stated the representative of the Jericho based […]

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New Hebrew Nation Falls Apart After Top Leader Goes Missing for Nearly 40 Days

reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner The man who helped the Hebrews escape from Egyptian slavery has been missing for nearly 40 days now. After a high level meeting with 70 cabinet members at the remote Camp Sinai mountain retreat, Moses Hatshepsutson went back up the mountain and has not been seen since. In his […]

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Hatshepsutson’s Emerging Hebrew Nation Short on Government Enforcement Policies

reported by BNP via the Exodus Examiner Mr. Hatshepsutson has returned from one of his trips up Mt. Sinai with a 10 point constitution for the emerging Hebrew nation. Experts in neighboring countries are analyzing the document to see how it might impact them. The foundational principles are said to be succinct, but broad and thorough […]

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